A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1950 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack…
2010 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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