LOVE is when mom comes at night and say “Soja baaki subha uth ke padh lena”

LOVE is when we come back from tution and papa says “Beta late hone wale the to call kar dete”.

LOVE is when bhabi says : “Oye hero ladki-wadki patayi k nahin?” ;)

LOVE is when sister says “Dekhungi meri shadi k baad kaun tera Kaam … Karega” :p

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives to be civilized and kind to each other when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, “This is a tree.”

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”

The Priest is pleased with the response.

ATD – At the doctors

BFF – Best friend fell

BTW – Bring the wheelchair

BYOT – Bring your own teeth

FWIW – Forgot where I was

“You can not eat me unless u spread me” – Butter

“You can not kiss me unless u praise me” – Woman

“You can not taste me, until you undress me” – Banana

“You can not eat me unless u lick me” – Ice cream

Scene from movie Ram Tere Kitne Nam (1985) starring Sanjeev Kumar, Rekha, Shammi Kapoor, Prem Chopra, Vinod Mehra, Lalita Pawar, Narendra Nath.. Director: P. Madhavan, Music Director: R D Burman

Medical Professor :
If girl falls unconscious,
give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and
keep on pressing her chest with both your hands.
Any Questions?

Santa : How to make her unconscious.

Scientists have released a report on the adverse effects of different alcoholic beverages have on the organs of the human body.

Vodka + Ice…. Damages the kidney!
Rum + Ice….. Damages the liver!
Whisky + Ice.. Damages the heart!
Gin + Ice…..Damages the brain!

Conclusion: It seems that ice ruins everything!

I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall.

‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’

They weren’t joking about being determined, I’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.

A policeman was testing 3 Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first guy answers,

“That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”

HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

Once upon a time, three blind kids who have never heard of an elephant, were taken near to the elephant. First kid who touched the elephant from the tail commented that elephant is hairy and thin. Second kid who touched the elephant from legs concluded that elephant is very fat and unmovable thing. Third kid who touched the elephant from the trunk said that elephant is a curvy moving object.

Do you think any of the kid said the right thing? Do you think that instant comments by any kid was a right approach? Do you think you behave just like blind kids, that is, giving instantaneous conclusive comments about people instead of judging them properly. In fact, sometimes you behave worst than that. You associate things with people who are never supposed to be concluded in that way. Sometimes you do character assassination of people and put their respect on stake. Isn’t it unfair?

Physics would have been much easier…
If..
If..
If..
If..
The Tree itself had fallen on Newton’s Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

During the phase of depression sometimes we become pessimist and our negative thoughts make it hard to attain back the peaceful state. As we are already depressed due to tough circumstances, these negative thoughts add fuel to fire and steal our peace of mind making it really hard to concentrate even on routine things. So what should be done to fight the depression and negativity? Below are the tips to be considered:

1 – Try not to think about problems and rough circumstances again and again; instead focus on the solution. Think what needs to be done to fix the issues.

2 – Change your environment. Take a break from your routine life and visit some relative or explore some new city/country.

I Met Money and Said You Are Just A Piece of Paper
Money Smiled & Said Of Course, But I Haven’t Seen A Dust Bin For Me Yet!

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Meaningful Message