Ravan decides to give 3 vardan’s to Pappu.
Ravan: “say vatsa whatever u want”
Pappu: “i want 100 vardan’s “
Ravan: “but i can give u only 3 vardans”
Pappu: “but i want 100 vardan’s”
Ravan: “no child that’s not possible “
As dessert was served to the visiting guest, the hostess apologized for not having any cheese to go with the apple pie.
Hearing this, her little son slipped down from his chair and left the room, then returned with a small piece of cheese.
which he shyly placed on the guest’s plate.
Once there was a time, according to legend, when a king who had no son ruled Ireland. The king sent out his couriers to post notices in all the towns of his realm. The notices advised that every qualified young man should apply for an interview with the king as a possible successor to the throne.
However, all such candidates must have these two qualifications: They must (1) love God and (2) love their fellow human beings.
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
One of the kindergarten students asked his teen ager cousin to help him in writing essay on the subject “The Poor Family”.
His cousin, son of a billionaire, wrote the essay like this:
“Once upon a time, there was a poor family. Both husband and wife were very poor. They had two kids which were poor as well. All four servants were also poor. The 3 dogs of the house were also poor. The family didn’t dine out for the last five days. One of the three Mercedes was not serviced in last month. It was more than 6 months they didn’t go out to another country for vacations. So in short they were very poor…”
बहु – माजी कल रात मेरी उनसे लडाई हो गयी .
सास – कोई बात नही इतना तो हर पती पत्नी के बीच होता हि हे .
बहु – जी वो सब तो ठीक हे पर अब