“A son and his father were walking on the mountains. Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
Curious, he yells: “Who are you?” He receives the answer: “Who are you?”; And then he screams to the mountain: “I admire you!”;The voice answers: “I admire you!”
[Scene : 1] Dirty old man businessman Boss winks at the flirt secretary and says, “For a week you and I will go abroad, so pretend making a business trip.”
[Scene : 2] Secretary immediately makes a call to Husband, “For a week my boss and I will be going abroad for business, so you look after yourself.”
[Scene : 3] Crooked husband makes call to his foxy secret lover, “My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.”
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.
“Take my money” said Moishe, “but do me a favour.. Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t believe I was robbed.
The robber obliged. He threw Moishe’s hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
If you marry one woman
If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you.
Think different. Add wife, have life