The secret of staying tight has less to do with long talks and more to do with a good time together.
Ton of ideas as follow can keep you both together forever.
1. Have a un mind ritual (have wine together, play)
2. Play deejay (music)
3. Whip up a meal (relax together, make a meal)
4. Take a shower together
5. Buy him/her a little something
Most of us have fallen in love at least once in our lives. That one time that we fell in love could be the one great love of our lives, and that person we fell in love with is the one to whom we are blissfully married and with whom we see ourselves staying for the rest of our lives.
That one time we fell in love could have also sparked for us a series of love affairs, some lasting happily for as long as it lasted, while others ending up in a bitter breakup.
How to Make a Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
New Year – Employee Rules and Regulations.
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS :
The police at rest
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one Around.
Universal law of Love:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money”
First law of Love:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”
January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..
Helllloooo!!!….. bottles won’t fit in typewriter !!!
March – Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…. box said “2-4 years!”
Comparison study : Appraisal and Resignation
In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.
Banker Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai
Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae
Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae
Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae
If Indian Movies Were Released by Microsoft..
The names of movies shall be as follows:-
* Munna Bhai MCSE
* Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
Often we stand at life’s crossroads and
view what we think is the END.
But then only a true friend tells
RELAX ! Its just a
BEND & not an END…
Nigahein apki pehchan hai humari
Dosti apki shaan hai humari
Karna hifazat apni
Kyu ke dosti apki jaan hai humari
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai khushi tumhaari !
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !