Tumhare Pass Kya Hai? EPIC ! :) (Funny Rage Comic)
What i end up drawing… (Funny Pic – Rage Comic)
Perfect Husband (Joke)
Once a man was waiting for a taxi.
A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, “I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.” “I would have bought a cup of tea”, replied the beggar.
The man said, “Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea”. He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.
A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, “I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.” “I would have bought a cup of tea”, replied the beggar.
The man said, “Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea”. He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.
Definitions of Designations… (Humor)
Lost your pen? Read This.. :)
Girls VS Boys (Visual Joke)
Welcome you all to the Niagara falls… (Funny Humor)
Guide: I welcome you all to the Niagara falls. These are the world largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 Supersonic planes passing can’t be heard!
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Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara falls?
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Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara falls?
Senior Citizen Text Code : Funny Humor
ATD – At the doctors
BFF – Best friend fell
BTW – Bring the wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
FWIW – Forgot where I was
BFF – Best friend fell
BTW – Bring the wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
FWIW – Forgot where I was
You Can Not.. Naughty Mind Humor
“You can not eat me unless u spread me” – Butter
“You can not kiss me unless u praise me” – Woman
“You can not taste me, until you undress me” – Banana
“You can not eat me unless u lick me” – Ice cream
“You can not kiss me unless u praise me” – Woman
“You can not taste me, until you undress me” – Banana
“You can not eat me unless u lick me” – Ice cream
Any Questions ???.. Funny SMS Jokes
Medical Professor :
If girl falls unconscious,
give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and
keep on pressing her chest with both your hands.
Any Questions?
Santa : How to make her unconscious.
If girl falls unconscious,
give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and
keep on pressing her chest with both your hands.
Any Questions?
Santa : How to make her unconscious.
Effect of alcoholic drinks on the body.. Funny Humor
Scientists have released a report on the adverse effects of different alcoholic beverages have on the organs of the human body.
Vodka + Ice…. Damages the kidney!
Rum + Ice….. Damages the liver!
Whisky + Ice.. Damages the heart!
Gin + Ice…..Damages the brain!
Conclusion: It seems that ice ruins everything!
Vodka + Ice…. Damages the kidney!
Rum + Ice….. Damages the liver!
Whisky + Ice.. Damages the heart!
Gin + Ice…..Damages the brain!
Conclusion: It seems that ice ruins everything!
Wife gone…. Small Funny Joke
I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall.
‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’
They weren’t joking about being determined, I’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.
‘We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.’
They weren’t joking about being determined, I’ve had 36 missed calls from them now.
Brilliant ways ! How Girls turn Guys down !! – Funny Humor
HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
Just for Laugh.. Funny Humor And Jokes
Physics would have been much easier…
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The Tree itself had fallen on Newton’s Head Instead of the Apple..!!
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?
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The Tree itself had fallen on Newton’s Head Instead of the Apple..!!
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?
After watching a program on life : Funny Humor
After watching a program on life in an African country. a young boy went to his father and asked,
“Is it true, Dad that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
His father replied, “Actually, that happens in every country, son.”
“Is it true, Dad that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
His father replied, “Actually, that happens in every country, son.”
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