After watching a program on life in an African country. a young boy went to his father and asked,
“Is it true, Dad that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”
His father replied, “Actually, that happens in every country, son.”
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J.. Perelman
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort
My Dear Sweetheart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Men are like computers – hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man
Men are like coolers – load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man
Men are like chocolate bars – sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips Still Women likes man