Perfect Husband (Joke)

Written by mrdesi on . Posted in Jokes, Men & Women Humor, Men & Women Jokes

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.

A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.

Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, “I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you.” “I would have bought a cup of tea”, replied the beggar.

The man said, “Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea”. He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.

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FEW OF THE LITTLE JOHNY JOKES

Written by mrdesi on . Posted in Children and Kids Jokes, Jokes, Little Johny Jokes

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
JOHNY : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
JOHNY : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

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