“You can not eat me unless u spread me” – Butter
“You can not kiss me unless u praise me” – Woman
“You can not taste me, until you undress me” – Banana
“You can not eat me unless u lick me” – Ice cream
Mehangai itni badh gayi dhandhe mein competetion bahut ho gaya.
Ek call girl ne apne darwaje par likhwaya
“PAY 4 ONE SIDE AND GET OTHER SIDE BILKUL FREE”
A Policeman was patrolling late at night off the main road.
At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers’ lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.
He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
[Scene : 1] Dirty old man businessman Boss winks at the flirt secretary and says, “For a week you and I will go abroad, so pretend making a business trip.”
[Scene : 2] Secretary immediately makes a call to Husband, “For a week my boss and I will be going abroad for business, so you look after yourself.”
[Scene : 3] Crooked husband makes call to his foxy secret lover, “My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.”
GEORGE: Your secretary is very sexy…
BILL: Thanks! It’s a robot actually, named Monica
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I’ll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.
Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was traveling through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden, the mule fell over dead. The old man buried his old friend and put up a cross as a grave marker.
He wrote on the cross, “My Ass”. Then he continued on his journey.
Years later a town grew nearby the grave. The road into town went right by the marker, so the town adopted the name out of respect for the dead mule.
It had become somewhat of a historical site. Then one day, a traveling salesman, who was lost, wondered into the old desert town, but did not notice the marker. He saw a man on the street and stopped to get directions.
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
It was professor smith’s first day at st. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, “Well students, before we start off with today’s lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy”.
This is very funny naughty sms and humor lines collection.. read and laugh loudly…
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!
Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.