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		<title>Ek khubsurat ladki se PAPPU ko dhakka lag gaya (Funny SMS Joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2012 08:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek khubsurat ladki se PAPPU ko dhakka lag gaya.. . ladki: I m sorry.. Pappu: I m Pappu&#8230;.. nice to meet u miss sorrry.. . ladki: (gusse se) now i m angry&#8230;. Pappu: yaar tu pal pal me apna naam mat badal&#8230; :p:D:D:D:D]]></description>
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		<title>In exam, I was given to write an essay.. (funny sms joke)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 09:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In exam, I was given to write an essay on you. I wrote : &#8220;ANY COMBINATION OF MILLION WORDS FRM 26 ALPHABETS CAN NVR EXPRES MY FRND&#8221; . don&#8217;t gt emotinal . . I got zero :-P]]></description>
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		<title>Sacha DESHPREMI kaun hai? (Desi SMS)</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/sacha-deshpremi-kaun-hai-desi-sms/</link>
		<comments>http://mr-desi.com/sacha-deshpremi-kaun-hai-desi-sms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 08:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hindi Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sacha DESHPREMI kaun hai? Guess, Guess, Guess, Guess, Guess, The one sitting on WESTERN TOILET IN &#8216;INDIAN STYLE&#8217;]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome you all to the Niagara falls&#8230; (Funny Humor)</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/welcome-you-all-to-the-niagara-falls-funny-humor/</link>
		<comments>http://mr-desi.com/welcome-you-all-to-the-niagara-falls-funny-humor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 09:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guide: I welcome you all to the Niagara falls. These are the world largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 Supersonic planes passing can&#8217;t be heard! . . . . Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Any Questions ???.. Funny SMS Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 07:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Medical Professor : If girl falls unconscious, give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your hands. Any Questions? Santa : How to make her unconscious.]]></description>
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		<title>Effect of alcoholic drinks on the body.. Funny Humor</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/effect-of-alcoholic-drinks-on-the-body-funny-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 07:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientists have released a report on the adverse effects of different alcoholic beverages have on the organs of the human body. Vodka + Ice&#8230;. Damages the kidney! Rum + Ice&#8230;.. Damages the liver! Whisky + Ice.. Damages the heart! Gin + Ice&#8230;..Damages the brain! Conclusion: It seems that ice ruins everything!]]></description>
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		<title>Wife gone&#8230;. Small Funny Joke</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/wife-gone-small-funny-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://mr-desi.com/wife-gone-small-funny-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2012 07:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I walked into my house to find my wife gone and a note nailed to the wall. &#8216;We have your wife, if you want to see her alive again we want £500,000. Do not contact the police, we are very determined. Await a phone call.&#8217; They weren&#8217;t joking about being determined, I&#8217;ve had 36 missed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will you keep it ? Funny SMS Joke</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/will-you-keep-it-funny-sms-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://mr-desi.com/will-you-keep-it-funny-sms-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 11:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Master to servant: &#8220;What will you do with a 100 Rs. lying on the floor? Will you keep it?&#8221; Servant: &#8220;No , Of course not.&#8221; Master: &#8220;Then what will you do with it?&#8221; Servant: &#8220;I will spend it.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Why Did Sachin Tendulkar Join Congress &#8211; Funny SMS Joke</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/why-did-sachin-tendulkar-join-congress-funny-sms-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://mr-desi.com/why-did-sachin-tendulkar-join-congress-funny-sms-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2012 12:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did Sachin Tendulkar join congress?? B&#8217;coz He thought Congress is similar to Mumbai Indians. Captained by a Sardar &#038; owned by a WOMAN !!]]></description>
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		<title>माजी कल रात मेरी उनसे लडाई हो गयी &#8211; Desi Funny SMS</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/%e0%a4%ae%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%9c%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%95%e0%a4%b2-%e0%a4%b0%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%a4-%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%87%e0%a4%b0%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%89%e0%a4%a8%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%b2%e0%a4%a1%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%88/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 10:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[बहु &#8211; माजी कल रात मेरी उनसे लडाई हो गयी . सास &#8211; कोई बात नही इतना तो हर पती पत्नी के बीच होता हि हे . बहु &#8211; जी वो सब तो ठीक हे पर अब . . . . . . . . . . . . लाश का क्या करू &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>2 litre Petrol &#8211; Funny SMS</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/2-litre-petrol-funny-sms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 14:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beti : Mom he&#8217;s just a friend! Maa : Humne duniya dekhi hai Beti!!! 2 litre Petrol jalaake ghar aanewala just friend nahi hota&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome To Jokes Dhamaka &#8211; Collection Of Funny SMS Jokes</title>
		<link>http://mr-desi.com/welcome-to-jokes-dhamaka-collection-of-funny-sms-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrdesi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek bar santa gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai. gangubai: &#8212; kaun?????? santa: &#8212; main. gangubai: &#8212; main kaun????? santa: &#8212; tu gangubai. ********************** mobile users ke liye naya offer: &#8212; ab call rate dimag ke hisab se hogi . jitna chota dimag utni kam call rate. congratulations all of you [...]]]></description>
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