Funny Short Jokes Collection

Written by mrdesi on . Posted in Desi Humor, Funny, Funny SMS, Humor, Jokes, Men & Women Jokes, SMS

If you marry one woman

If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you.

Think different. Add wife, have life

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices

Never laugh at your wife’s choices You are one of them

Never be proud of your choices

Your wife is one of them

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Banta thought LOL meant ??

Banta thought LOL meant.?? Lots of Love.!! So….,

He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND -

You are the only girl in my life..LOL…

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A guy sitting with his girlfriend

A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, “I love you”.

Girl asks “Is it you or the beer talking?”.

Boy replies, “Its me. Talking to my beer.”

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As per research

As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words

& wife starts her 30,000..

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