How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films (Filmy Humor)

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How many times have you heard these in Hindi Films? (Repeated a million times) but great lolzz..

The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can happen to you in hindi films : “Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye …”

A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say : “Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga…..”

Old hindi movie : “Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein.”

Lover girl to leaving lover boy : “Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti”

Police to bad guy : “Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein” And…

“Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo”

Judge announcing his decision in filmi court : “Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai”

“Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai”

“Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga.”

“Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey”

“Raam Raam kaaka”

“Jug Jug jiyo beta”

The classic: “main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon.”

“Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe”

“Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?”

Typical farmer ka dialogue : “Mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai”

Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital : “Main kahan hoon?”


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