10.    Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9.     Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8.     Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7.     Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

6.     Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....

5.     Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4.     Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

3.     Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.

2.     Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

And the number one statement is ....

1.     Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

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Here are the best of the rest...

- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- Mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- Aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- Yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib

- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- Arre isse to tez bukhar hai

- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

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And the best:

- Tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
- Gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
- Pulis (Police) ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai

- Driver, gaadi roko
- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
- Aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
- Tazeerat-e-hind, dafa 302 ke tahat,

  Mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) Main kahan hun?
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?

- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,  aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!