pay raise

The Maid asked for a pay raise.

Madam was very upset about this and asked:

-'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

-Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you .

-' Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?

-'Maria: 'The Master said so.

-'Madam: 'Oh.

-'Maria. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

-' Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?

-'Maria: 'The Master did.’ Madam.

-'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

-' Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?

-'Maria: 'No Madam, the chauffeur did.

'SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE

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