HOW KUM YOU KUM  

Once upon a time in China lived two men whose names were I KUM and NO KUM. NO KUM was married to a young and very pretty girl named NO KUM TU, while I KUM was single.

One night I KUM went to see his friend NO KUM. Upon arrival at NO KUM`s home, I KUM found out that NO Kum was not at home.


NO KUM`s wife NO KUM TU invited I KUM to stay the night with her. That night NO KUM TU came, which gave I KUM great pleasure as I KUM came too.

After a time NO KUM found out that he was going to be a father, but NO KUM didn`t know how come. When the little child was born, NO KUM named him HOW KUM YOU KUM.


But NO KUM TU and I KUM know how come, HOW KUM YOU KUM came.

Until this day NO KUM doesn`t know how come, HOW KUM YOU KUM came.


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