Just for Laugh.. Funny Humor And Jokes
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The Tree itself had fallen on Newton’s Head Instead of the Apple..!!
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?
” W “!!
B’COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH “W”
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY
WIFE….!
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-
A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines!
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A Sign At A Petrol pump …
“Plz … Don’t Smoke Here … Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn’t…!”
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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.
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Imagine
U & me join NASA
After 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name from NASA to.. SARVANASA
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The Trouble With The World Is That,
The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts
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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
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You know a Crazy fact of today’s generation:
Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers…!!!
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Rabri devi died and went to heaven (Don’t Laugh).
As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, “What are all those clocks?”
Yamraj answered, “Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said Rabri, “Who’s clock is that?”
That’s Gautam Buddha’s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
“And whose clock is that?”
That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.”
Rabri asked, “Where’s my Laloo’s clock?”
Laloo”s clock is in my office”, replied yamraj, “I’m using it as a ceiling fan.
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