A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. ? They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.
“Madam, what is the matter,” the Hostess asked.
“You obviously do not see it then?” she responded.
A girl in love asked her boyfriend.
Girl: Tell me. Who do you love most in this world?
Boy: You, of course!
Girl: In your heart, what am I to you?
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01. Afrikaan — Ek is lief vir jou!
02. Albanian — Te dua!
03. Amharic — Afekrishalehou!
04. Arabic — Ohiboke( Boy to Girl ) Nohiboka ( Girl to Boy )
05. Armenian — Yes kez si’rumem!
06. Basque — Maite zaitut!
07. Bengali — Ami tomake bahlobashi!
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J.. Perelman
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You’re so hot, I could fry an egg on your Lips.
You’re like a great song — I just can’t get you out of my head.
You must be a broom, ’cause you swept me off my feet.
You know, my lips aren’t going to kiss themselves.
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Ants don’t sleep.
Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.
A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.
The mouse is the most common mammal in the US.
A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1950 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack…
2010 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Affirmation for Today
Ralph Waldo Emerson has accurately said, “One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive hour. Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.”
Today is an important day. That problem you solve, that decision you make, that time you enjoy can shape your whole life. The way you and I approach today, and each day, is crucial. Our lives are built by a series of days like today.
It was professor smith’s first day at st. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, “Well students, before we start off with today’s lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy”.
My Dear Sweetheart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
friendship…. SMS Shayaris
MUSKURANA hi to KHUSHI nahi hoti,
UMAR bitana hi to ZINDAGI nahi hoti.
Khud ko MITANA padta hai DOSTI mein,
Kyunki DOST kehna hi to DOSTI nahi hoti
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