Ravan, Pappu And 3 vardans : Desi Humor
Ravan: “say vatsa whatever u want”
Pappu: “i want 100 vardan’s “
Ravan: “but i can give u only 3 vardans”
Pappu: “but i want 100 vardan’s”
Ravan: “no child that’s not possible “
Pappu: “no i want 100 and I mean 100″
Ravan: “no i can give u only 3 if u want then take them or else i m going.”
Pappu: “ok but the 3 vardans i will ask for, u will give me definitely?”
Ravan: “sure it’s a promise from the raksha’s raja ravana”
Pappu: “1st vardan, convert the GADA on your shoulder into a wooden bamboo stick”
Ravan: “tathastu” and his gada turns into a stick.
Pappu: “second vardan, put that stick deep into ur as*hole..deep inside..!!”
Ravan: (confused but……..)”tathastu” and in great pain asks pappu to ask for the third vardan.. ASAP…
Pappu: “now are you giving me the rest of the 98 vardans or should i convert that stick into a GADA again?
The Moral of the Story :- People will not yield to your simple requests until u can give them a pain in their Ass.
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