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Girls need something she can touch and feel.. (funny rage comic)
A Priest was about to finish : Funny & Lil Naughty Joke
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives to be civilized and kind to each other when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, “This is a tree.”
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”
The Priest is pleased with the response.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, “This is a tree.”
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”
The Priest is pleased with the response.
Senior Citizen Text Code : Funny Humor
ATD – At the doctors
BFF – Best friend fell
BTW – Bring the wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
FWIW – Forgot where I was
BFF – Best friend fell
BTW – Bring the wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
FWIW – Forgot where I was
Any Questions ???.. Funny SMS Jokes
Medical Professor :
If girl falls unconscious,
give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and
keep on pressing her chest with both your hands.
Any Questions?
Santa : How to make her unconscious.
If girl falls unconscious,
give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and
keep on pressing her chest with both your hands.
Any Questions?
Santa : How to make her unconscious.
A Policeman Was Patrolling Late At Night : Funny Joke
A Policeman was patrolling late at night off the main road.
At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers’ lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.
He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers’ lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.
He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
Funny And Betuki Shayari at itz best…
Arz kiya hai…
Mountain dew peene se udjata hai fear,
Basically ur concepts r not clear…
wah.. wah..
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Dost ne pucha exam me “5th ans batao ” ,
Mountain dew peene se udjata hai fear,
Basically ur concepts r not clear…
wah.. wah..
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Dost ne pucha exam me “5th ans batao ” ,
Why Did Sachin Tendulkar Join Congress – Funny SMS Joke
Why did Sachin Tendulkar join congress??
B’coz
He thought Congress is similar to Mumbai Indians.
Captained by a Sardar & owned by a WOMAN !!
B’coz
He thought Congress is similar to Mumbai Indians.
Captained by a Sardar & owned by a WOMAN !!
Rajinikanth Style Cricket : Funny Finolex Commercial
hahahaha amazing rajnikant amazing always
Funny Short Jokes Collection
If you marry one woman
If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you.
Think different. Add wife, have life
If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you.
Think different. Add wife, have life
Work Virus : Funny Humor
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
माजी कल रात मेरी उनसे लडाई हो गयी – Desi Funny SMS
बहु – माजी कल रात मेरी उनसे लडाई हो गयी .
सास – कोई बात नही इतना तो हर पती पत्नी के बीच होता हि हे .
बहु – जी वो सब तो ठीक हे पर अब
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सास – कोई बात नही इतना तो हर पती पत्नी के बीच होता हि हे .
बहु – जी वो सब तो ठीक हे पर अब
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Taarikh Pe Taarikh – Tata Sky Funny Animation Video
That is Hilarious =))
2 litre Petrol – Funny SMS
Beti : Mom he’s just a friend!
Maa : Humne duniya dekhi hai Beti!!!
2 litre Petrol jalaake ghar aanewala just friend nahi hota…
Maa : Humne duniya dekhi hai Beti!!!
2 litre Petrol jalaake ghar aanewala just friend nahi hota…
The Blonde Police Applicant – Funny Joke
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview.
Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?”
“Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.
Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?”
Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?”
“Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.
Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?”
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