Definitions of Designations… (Humor)
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Senior Citizen Text Code : Funny Humor
ATD – At the doctors
BFF – Best friend fell
BTW – Bring the wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
FWIW – Forgot where I was
BFF – Best friend fell
BTW – Bring the wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
FWIW – Forgot where I was
You Can Not.. Naughty Mind Humor
“You can not eat me unless u spread me” – Butter
“You can not kiss me unless u praise me” – Woman
“You can not taste me, until you undress me” – Banana
“You can not eat me unless u lick me” – Ice cream
“You can not kiss me unless u praise me” – Woman
“You can not taste me, until you undress me” – Banana
“You can not eat me unless u lick me” – Ice cream
Ravan, Pappu And 3 vardans : Desi Humor
Ravan decides to give 3 vardan’s to Pappu.
Ravan: “say vatsa whatever u want”
Pappu: “i want 100 vardan’s “
Ravan: “but i can give u only 3 vardans”
Pappu: “but i want 100 vardan’s”
Ravan: “no child that’s not possible “
Ravan: “say vatsa whatever u want”
Pappu: “i want 100 vardan’s “
Ravan: “but i can give u only 3 vardans”
Pappu: “but i want 100 vardan’s”
Ravan: “no child that’s not possible “
Work Virus : Funny Humor
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If a STUDENT makes a mistake – Funny Humor
If a BARBER makes a mistake, it’s a new style…………………
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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it’s an accident…………………
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If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it’s an operation………………..
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If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture……………
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law………………
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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it’s an accident…………………
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If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it’s an operation………………..
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If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture……………
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law………………
Best Interview You Ever Read – Office Humor
JUST GO THROUGH IT , YOU WILL ENJOY. One of the best interviews.
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
High School in America 1950 vs. 2010 – Funny Humor
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1950 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack…
2010 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1950 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack…
2010 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
When Maths Teacher Writes Love Letter – Funny Humor
My Dear Sweetheart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Still Women Loves Man – Funny Relationship Humor
Interesting facts…
Men are like computers – hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man
Men are like coolers – load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man
Men are like chocolate bars – sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips Still Women likes man
Men are like computers – hard to figure out and never have enough memory Still Women likes man
Men are like coolers – load them with beer and you can take them anywhere Still Women likes man
Men are like chocolate bars – sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips Still Women likes man
How to Make a Woman Happy – Funny Humor
How to Make a Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
New Year’s Employee Rules and Regulations – Funny Humor
New Year – Employee Rules and Regulations.
Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
Life Without Girls – Funny Humor
LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS :
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
MEN and WOMEN – Very Funny Humor
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one Around.
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one Around.
Newton in Romantic Mood – Funny Humor
Universal law of Love:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money”
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First law of Love:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money”
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First law of Love:
” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”
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