Dear Mommy and Papa,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on God’ lap. He loves me and cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be your little girl.

I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet comfortable place.

I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

A girl in love asked her boyfriend.

Girl: Tell me. Who do you love most in this world?

Boy: You, of course!

Girl: In your heart, what am I to you?

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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J.. Perelman

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort

My Dear Sweetheart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

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Most of us have fallen in love at least once in our lives. That one time that we fell in love could be the one great love of our lives, and that person we fell in love with is the one to whom we are blissfully married and with whom we see ourselves staying for the rest of our lives.

That one time we fell in love could have also sparked for us a series of love affairs, some lasting happily for as long as it lasted, while others ending up in a bitter breakup.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

Universal law of Love:

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money”

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First law of Love:

” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”

Masoom mohabbat ka bas itna sa fasana hai,
kagaz ki haveli hai aur baarish ka zamaana hai,

kya shart-e-mohabbat kya shart-e-zamaana hai,
awaaz bhi zakhmi hai aur geet bhi gaana hai,

Guzre Dino ki Yaad Barasati Ghata lage,
Guzroon jo us Gali se to Thandi Hawa lage.

Mehamaan banke aaye kisi Roz agar wo Shakhs,
Us Roz bin Sajaaye Mera Ghar Sajaa lage.

Yeh halat hamari hogayi tum se milne ke baad,
Zindagi pyaari hogayi tum se milne ke baad.

Her cheez main ek ajab rang hai Mohabbat ka,
Her cheez pyaari hogayi tum se milne ke baad.