“You can not eat me unless u spread me” – Butter
“You can not kiss me unless u praise me” – Woman
“You can not taste me, until you undress me” – Banana
“You can not eat me unless u lick me” – Ice cream
It was professor smith’s first day at st. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, “Well students, before we start off with today’s lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy”.
if someone hurts u,
dont mind it bcoz,
it is law of nature that
“THE TREE THAT BEARS THE SWEETEST FRUITS GETS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF STONES”.
A man was sitting by a lake. He was throwing small pebbles into it from time to time. A young boy happened to cross by. He was intrigued to see that after every few minutes or so, the man would toss a pebble into the lake.
The boy went up to the man and said, “Good pastime, this stone throwing, he?” “Hmmm,” said the man. He seemed to be deep in thought and obviously did not wish to be disturbed.
Sometime later, the man said softly, “Look at the water, it is absolutely still.”