A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives to be civilized and kind to each other when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, “This is a tree.”
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”
The Priest is pleased with the response.
“You can not eat me unless u spread me” – Butter
“You can not kiss me unless u praise me” – Woman
“You can not taste me, until you undress me” – Banana
“You can not eat me unless u lick me” – Ice cream
Mehangai itni badh gayi dhandhe mein competetion bahut ho gaya.
Ek call girl ne apne darwaje par likhwaya
“PAY 4 ONE SIDE AND GET OTHER SIDE BILKUL FREE”
GEORGE: Your secretary is very sexy…
BILL: Thanks! It’s a robot actually, named Monica
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I’ll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J.. Perelman
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort
It was professor smith’s first day at st. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.
To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, “Well students, before we start off with today’s lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy”.
This is very funny naughty sms and humor lines collection.. read and laugh loudly…
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!
Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.