Very Funny Naughty SMS And Humor Lines Collection
This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!
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Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.
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LESBIAN kisko kehte hain? – 2 kamini ladkiyan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!
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70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is ’69′.
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Marwari 2 prostitute: I’ll pay double if u let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees. After sex, she asks: What’s Marwari style? , Marwari : payment after 90 days!
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You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don’t you like pizza?!
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Define Rape with the help of one good example? – Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE!
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Response during sex:
Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !
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Height of being Realistic: An actress being fucked by a producer widout using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film!
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Knowledge is like ur underwear… U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!
Tags: collection, Funny, Humor, naughty, pappu, SMS, teacher, woman
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