Welcome To Jokes Dhamaka – Collection Of Funny SMS Jokes

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Ek bar santa gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai.
gangubai: — kaun??????
santa: — main.
gangubai: — main kaun?????
santa: — tu gangubai.

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mobile users ke liye naya offer: — ab call rate dimag ke hisab se hogi .
jitna chota dimag utni kam call rate.
congratulations all of you =====
aapke to maje hi ho gaye. tum to free me call karoge.

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jindgi me kabhi tenson mat lena ,
bindas hoke i love you kehna.
agr rose k badle sandle mile to kehna,
o meri pyari bahina hamesha khush rehna.

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jab apka janm huaa,
badl fata adbhut roshni huii.
bhagwan shyam sabke samne parkat huee,
aur pyar se bola: —–
“ sorry for the mistake !!!!!!!
kindly adjust please.”

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tum gali ke kutte, gatr ke suar, maleria ke machchhar, cow ke gobar…….
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se dur rahna varna bimar ho jaoge.
take care all of you

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in english “good night”
in hindi “subh ratri”
in urdu “sabba khair”
in kannad “yara nadi”
in telgu “pandanko po ”
but iam in rajasthan so
in marwadi “pad ja gudra me”

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cool,
handsome,
inteligent,
mindblowing,
powerful,
amazing,
nice,
zealous,
interesting…..
to aap ho nahi lekin aapke liye in sabka first letter hi kafi hai.
“chimpangi”

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hasrat hai apko shirf hasane ki,
aur koi tamnna nahi is begane ki.
shikwa hame aapse nahi khuda se hai,
kya jarurat thi aapko itna khubsurat banane ki.

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vo love-love likhti rahi,
main live-live padta raha.
vo kiss-kiss likhti rahi,
main kass-kass padta raha.
vo shadi karke chali gayi,
aur main english course karta raha.

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nepali ko chirag mila.
chirag ragdne par jinn ne 3 wish mangne ko kaha.
nepali bola: — “oh saab ji,
ek bada sa bangla,
usme khub dolatmand log.
mujhe usme watchman lagwado”.

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